One person's trash is still trash, eventually

I have a confession: I often toss my tiny scrapbook cuttings into the recycling bin or trash rather than sort and store them because I just can’t even with the mess. Frugal bloggers tell me I should save them all for future projects. Maybe I could build an origami Winnebago or something. But the human spirit can take only so many wee pieces of paper. 

Given my own failings, I’m not about to give you shit for the size of your carbon footprint. But you might be interested in a change that I hope will make our small business more sustainable – or, depending on your perspective, a bigger symbol of everything that’s wrong with “woke culture.”

There’s no getting around the fact that laser-cutting, resin art and 3D-printing create a lot of waste. We’re already recycling and reusing whatever we can. We have a large collection of failed cuts and prints that often get recycled into other projects. But MDF wood, PLA plastic and cured resin can’t be recycled in most communities. PLA is technically compostable, but few facilities are equipped to deal with it, so for practical purposes, it isn’t. Other woods are more sustainable, but no one wants to pay a premium for unicorn earrings. 

Realistically, there’s nothing we can do with the waste except dispose of it properly, but I’ve made one change. I’ve switched from MDF to acrylic in the designs where it makes sense to do so – specifically, the slime earrings and unicorn earrings – and it will be my first choice moving forward. The wood versions will be available until they run out.

I know what you’re thinking. “But acrylic isn’t any better for the planet than MDF, you colossal twat.” 

You’re wrong. I’m only a gargantuan twat according to Pathfinder rules. But beyond that, acrylic requires no sanding, minimal priming, less paint, and less sealant. With some projects, I can eliminate resin entirely and still get great results. And I don’t have to wear a respirator to make them anymore. We live in the best of all possible worlds.

As we continue to look for ways to make Masterwork Tools more sustainable, we’re happy to hear suggestions and changes you’ve made in your crafting. Share your ideas in the comments.

MAKER MONDAY: When life hands you melons, SMASH THEM WITH YOUR THIGHS!

Orc min smashing a melon between her thighs

Miniature is “Bae Victis” by Vae Victis. Painted by Devon Jones. Photo by Devon Jones

rc min smashing a melon between her thighs

Miniature is “Bae Victis” by Vae Victis. Painted by Devon Jones. Photo by Devon Jones

Devon painted this Bae Victis min (from Vae Victis) as part of an ongoing project — a shadow box to commemorate our gaming group’s wrap of Paizo’s Skull & Shackles. He painted it as part of Vae Victis’s monthly paint-along, accessible through their Discord channel. You can find more info through their Patreon.

We finished that game a couple of years ago, but life happened. Better late than never.

This half-orc honors our tank, who wasn’t the best cook in the Shackles but excelled at smashing things. Spoon, we salute you!

MAKER MONDAY: Keychains are magic!

Our 10-year-old daughter is obsessed with unicorns, so I’ve been working out ways to unicorn all the things.

This keychain is a simple modification of the earrings in our store. I laser-cut them from white acrylic on our Glowforge and soldered the jump ring for extra durability. I hand-painted the colors with Posca pens and coated the base with UV resin for a smooth, glass-like finish.

Next, I’ll start dinosaur-ing all the things for our 6-year-old daughter.

You can find this keychain in our shop for $8.

MAKER MONDAY: This pin-up zombie has a fantastic pair of ... boots

This week in Maker Monday, Devon paints some breasts that, apparently, have a zombie attached to them.

We don’t know why this brain-eating night-stalker is so boobs-forward. It seems like the least efficient way to get to the tasty bits in someone’s skull, but we won’t judge. She’s clearly living her best unlife, and we’re here for it.

Miniature available through Vae Victis.